maybe one of these days i shall come up with a list of interesting facts about myself. i just realised i have alot of them~ quirks i would say.

anyhoos!
today was an uber uber tiring day. and my blardy eye is... well... blardy! ): and blogspot is pissing me off reall badly. i cant post the blardy pics now, and im in a good mind to change to lj~ shall see how.

oh oh!! just for gags, from an email.

>
>
> Stress Reliever #1
> Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
> picture and the problem disappears.
> Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
> there be greater than this one?"
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 2
> Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
> and lighten your burden.
> Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> troubles.
> Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 3
> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.
> Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 4
> Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
> night?"
> Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
> Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 5
> Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 6
> A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
> "My father grows beans," said one student.
> "My father cooks beans," said another.
> Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 7
> Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
> millionaire to?"
> Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
> married her?"
> Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 8
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 9
> A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
> He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 10
> Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
> sleeping with?
> Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 11
> Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
> Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 12
> A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
> or my sexy body?
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
> humour.
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Stress Reliever # 13
> Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
> you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
> Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

:DD

you know they say, laughter is the best medicine, so laugh people laugh!
a merry heart does good like a medicine.

oh. and i absolutely detest projects. they are one of the main components of my blard-shot eyes.
thank  god i decided to come home and get some shuteye, if not, i will be a red eye monster daggering everyone because of crankiness.

by the way, remember my kickass bffafafafaf?


you bet we had lots of fun there! we got souvenirs! haha! and junwei sure love what we got for him, right daddy?? ^^  what an adorable watch and those cds are rare find k! appreciate them alright! they were ingenious gifts by audd n me!

-loves n kisses-
felina